WHY ARE PORN BLOGS FOLLOWING ME

haave-you-met-ted:

tuvw:

hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM

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i love the bonus round
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deductionhunters:

Spotify ads

willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

cliterallysame:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

you know she dead

cliterallysame:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

you know she dead

eeriah:

R  W  B  Y

eeriah:

R  W  B  Y

aristitle:

when your teacher gives you homework after the bell rings

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starexorcist:

She’s absolutely SENSATIONAL!!

starexorcist:

She’s absolutely SENSATIONAL!!

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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antoinettemalificus:

mistakeinevolution:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

antoinettemalificus

Yeah it’s basically gymnastics.

antoinettemalificus:

mistakeinevolution:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

antoinettemalificus

Yeah it’s basically gymnastics.

zerotation:

I have such a soft spot for cartoon violence(x)

(no timestamp on the link since this isn’t an exact scenario from the vid but the punchline is still gavin gets anvil’d)

blameitondoctorwho:

paper-aint-having-any-of-this:

icanflipmycurls:

fallen—alice—creepypasta:

meaganisohsoawesome:

champ2000:

hype1ting:

Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect

Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?

you know how scared i was when it was almost zero

wait for zero


I got fucking scared and held my breath when it hit zero then i read it and was like “IM DROPPING EVERYTHING AND REBLOGGING”

thank

blameitondoctorwho:

paper-aint-having-any-of-this:

icanflipmycurls:

fallen—alice—creepypasta:

meaganisohsoawesome:

champ2000:

hype1ting:

Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect

Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?

you know how scared i was when it was almost zero

wait for zero

I got fucking scared and held my breath when it hit zero then i read it and was like “IM DROPPING EVERYTHING AND REBLOGGING”

thank

adore-castiel:

thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU

OH MY FUCKING GOD

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth