I think this is the part where I tell you not to actually kill anyone
96 thousand people on here either have murder fetishes or want to look like they kill people, what does that say about us?
my heart just broke in 9 seconds
Oh my fucking god.
aw baaby lemme hold you
yep just cried
this is the saddest thing i’ve ever seen
some headshot drawings of the tiger fam :’3
Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will
- help them order food when it’s too scary
- walk with them through crowded places
- help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
- not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed
and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3
people really need to learn about the food thing.
*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*
SORRY NEW FOLLOWERS I POST PORN HERE
"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
he just became like 50% carrot
Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think
"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ