could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
I might know a guy…
apply bun directly to the forehead
i love bioshock infinite because everyone but booker has these deep really great lines and then you have booker
Booker: What’s a voxaphone?
Playback: “What’s a voxaphone?”
Booker: Just so we’re clear, I’m not paying for this
Booker: I just need to supply enough weapons to arm an entire army!
Elizabeth while trying to get away after learning about Booker taking her to someone: Stay away!
Booker: I’m not angry with you!
"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.
tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN
"omg you’re just blogging for attention"
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
friendly reminder that these two exist
And most of their conversations go like this
And deadpool probably has a tumblr
getting that thing in the mail like
… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D
I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.
Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.
IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.
I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…